The Exorcism of Maura Catherine

Note: the following content may be inappropriate for small children and those who have trouble sleeping.
This is a true story and I am not exaggerating or joking. Last night, for the third (3rd) time since early June, I had a long and vivid dream about (not just involving) Ann Coulter. The dreams have involved different plots, but always the same leading lady.
This morning on the train, with a laugh (and a start), I thought of the movie the Exorcism of Emily Rose, where she becomes posessed by the devil and begins ranting in Aramaic.
All I'm saying is that if I start spewing crazy right-wing diatribes, someone please call a priest. Preferably a priest who knows that spewing crazy right wing diatribes is Not Good.